Lessons in Logic…

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate

but

If your father-in-law is a poor man,it’s your stupidity

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I was born intelligent

Education ruined me

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Practice makes perfect

But nobody’s perfect

So why practice

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If it’s true that we are here to help others

Then what exactly are the others here for

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Since light travels faster than sound

People appear bright until you hear them speak

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How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word

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Money is not everything

There’s Mastercard & Visa

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

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Every man should marry

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

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The wise never marry

And when they marry they become otherwise

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Success is a relative term

It brings so many relatives

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

What you can put off today

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‘Your future depends on your dreams’

So go to

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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‘Hard work never killed anybody’

But why take the risk

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‘Work fascinates me’

I can look at it for

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God made relatives

Thank God we can choose our friends

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The more you learn, the more you know

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So, why learn

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A bus station is where a bus stops

A train station is where a train stops

On my desk, I have a work station

What more can I say

Puzzling your brains…

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer allof them immediately. OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are…? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer…..

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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe.

Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask … It’s really very simple.
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day everyone